Dear Sweethearts,
The FIFA World Cup is close by, so let us give you a few
rules that will help all of us during the months of June
and July:
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole
month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of
the days during the World Cup because we won't go!
3. You support the teams that I support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end
of the game.
5. Repeats and highlights are as good as the main
match, so I'm gonna watch them too.
6. We can see movies/home video (no Telemundo and
African Magic) provided actors and actresses are
wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
7. You don't just pass in front of the TV if am watching
any match, you better freeze where you are or crawl on
the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; "is
this Chelsea versus England?"
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come to
watch a match with me.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is Losing,
OR ELSE!!!
You are warned!
Jointly signed by Husbands and Boyfriends.
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